老友记 第一季 Friends (1994)

修订搜狐版字幕的错翻、漏翻和不口语化的表达
S1E4
00:35.92-00:47.31： 【乔伊把omnipotent全能 和 impotent阳痿 混淆了】
Joey,what would you do if you were omnipotent? -乔伊 如果你变得全能 你会怎样
Probably kill myself!-大概是自杀吧
Excuse me?-什么
Hey, if Little Joey's dead, then I got no reason to live!-如果我的"二弟"死了 我也没理由活下去了
00:49.08-00:57.07： 【乔伊又把omnipotent全能 和 I’m impotent我阳痿了 混淆了】
Joey, uh- Omnipotent. -乔伊 是"全能"
You are? Ross, I'm sorry.-真的？ 罗斯 太遗憾了
02:14.04- 02:19.07：and they're both kind of insecure in bed. Oh, and deaf.-他俩对自己床上功夫不自信 而且他们还耳聋
02:58.53-03:02.75：So, I'm guessing you had an extra ticket and couldn't decide which one of you got to bring a date?-一定是你们多了一张票，然后关于谁能带妹子这一点争执不下，才来找我
03:04.02-03:07.46：Well, aren't we Mr. "The glass is half empty."-咱们这看事情的角度有点消极啊
04:10.58-04:12.33：Hi, me!-你好 老己！
13:13.74-13:15.51：or we'd be in the predicament room.-否则我们就去缓诊室了
16:16.95-16:19.88：I mean, that guy with the toe thing? Who's he sleeping with?-那个脚趾受伤的 他是哪个领导的小情人啊